Naomi ~ I drink too much, sleep too little and if I could I'd never leave my room

mycroftplayingoperation:

Crowley represents my school life

Crowley represents me whenever I have to listen to anyone ever

(via yunounderstand)

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

Today I learned that if you keep your eyes open when you sneeze you risk popping your eyeball out…

tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]
Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*
"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)

(Source: incorrectsylviaplathquotes, via youwerewarnedaboutus)

intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

(via earthal)

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

(via ninetaaales)

in-exxhale:

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog 

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

(Source: skullmoon, via and-now-we-dance-in-the-rain)

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